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No, I mean you move the TARDIS. Like Addams Family.

(Source: andremichaux, via doctorwho)

— 4 hours ago with 6370 notes

dialupmodem:

frillyknickersxo:

vspanther:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"Fuck you" well if you insist.

"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist

(via doctordangerous)

— 1 week ago with 224091 notes
Electric Kettles

soft-heartedhana:

wild-abyss:

whatsdifferentincanada:

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Canadians have a somewhat superstitious aversion to microwaving water to boil it. Nearly all Canadians have electric kettles for boiling water, and will heat up soup on the stove instead of the microwave.

You (American) people make tea in the microwave? WHAT ARE YOU, ANIMALS?

WHO MICROWAVES WATER? ACTUALLY?

— 3 weeks ago with 5942 notes

screaming-towards-apotheosis:

sebadasstian-stan:

agentsofthenterprise:

so how about a movie starring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt directed by Christopher Nolan naturally titled The Crisis 

THE CHRISIS

Coming out this Christmas

(via iwouldliketobutteryourmuffin)

— 1 month ago with 126900 notes